The Only Danger to Kirt Voreis is Kirt Voreis
Kirt Voreis might put safety third when it comes to the pursuit of nailing the trick. However, his most recent trip to Whistler Bike Park was cut short when he was transferring trails (Fade to Black to A-Line) and missed the landing.
After that, he began peeing blood and experienced severe dehydration symptoms. He spent the night in the ER with bruised kidneys and Rhabdomyolysis.
True to form, Kirt swears he’ll be back. The only danger to Kirt Voreis is Kirt Voreis.
Song: Rage Against the Machine, Renegades of funk
Video Credit: Doug Jambor